Embrace the chaos with this Absolutely Feral Goose Tee. This hilarious design features a wild-eyed, disheveled goose looking ready to cause trouble, layered over bold, distressed typography that reads ABSOLUTELY FERAL GOOSE. It perfectly captures the unhinged energy of everyone's favorite agents of mayhem. Whether you are having a chaotic day or just want to warn people about your vibe, this shirt does the talking for you.
The Vibe is pure chaotic energy. It is a must-have for fans of goose memes, people who resonate with goblin mode, or anyone who chooses violence on a daily basis (metaphorically, of course). The gritty, vintage-style red text pops against the dark grey fabric, adding a grunge aesthetic to the humor. It is funny, relatable, and undeniably bold.
The Shirt - Authentic Comfort Colors 1717: We use the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight Tee for this print.
Vintage Look & Feel: The signature garment-dyed fabric gives it a soft, lived-in texture and rich color that gets better with time.
Premium Quality: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s thick, durable, and feels expensive.
Relaxed Boxy Fit: The perfect cut for that trendy, oversized streetwear silhouette (we recommend sizing up 1-2 sizes for the full pump-cover look).
No Shrinking: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures the fit stays true wash after wash.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the vintage look.
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