Warning: May Bite.
Embrace your inner trash panda with the "If I Ever Get Rabies" Raccoon Tee.
This hilarious and slightly unhinged design features a feisty raccoon and the ultimate promise of affection: "If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list." It’s the perfect passive-aggressive statement piece for friends, coworkers, or anyone who tests your patience.
The Vibe:
Chaotic Energy: Perfect for those days when you're feeling a little feral.
Dark Humor: A sarcastic, funny quote that is guaranteed to get laughs (and concerned looks).
Vintage Aesthetic: The distressed white print looks incredible on our dark, garment-dyed fabric.
The Shirt - Authentic Comfort Colors 1717: We use the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight Tee for this print.
Vintage Look & Feel: The signature garment-dyed fabric gives it a soft, lived-in texture and rich color that gets better with time.
Premium Quality: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s thick, durable, and feels expensive.
Relaxed Boxy Fit: The perfect cut for that trendy, oversized streetwear silhouette (we recommend sizing up 1-2 sizes for the full pump-cover look).
No Shrinking: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures the fit stays true wash after wash.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the vintage look.
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