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Dad Tax T-Shirt | Making Sure It's Not Poison Raccoon Tee | Funny Retro Father's Day Gift

Dad Tax T-Shirt | Making Sure It's Not Poison Raccoon Tee | Funny Retro Father's Day Gift

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The Design Story Every dad knows the rule: One fry from every batch must be inspected for safety. This Dad Tax Graphic T-Shirt celebrates that time-honored parenting tradition. Featuring a hilarious illustration of a raccoon in sunglasses holding a drink and fries, this design claims the ultimate excuse: "Making Sure It's Not Poison."

Set against a vintage 80s sunset background with distressed text, this tee captures the retro aesthetic while delivering a sarcastic punchline. It is the ultimate Father's Day gift for the dad who never orders his own fries but always eats yours.

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